The purpose of the Casuistic Codex is to help the individual navigate through the complex problems in life with simple and easy-to-remember rules.

People are idiots-law
In order to avoid disappointment in life, it's important to remember that people are idiots until proven otherwise.

I was wrong-law
If a person admits to be mistaken, his or hers credibility on the matter will be completely cleansed.

Wrong fact-law
Irrespectively of how many times an untrue statement is claimed to be correct, it will always be wrong.

Don't feed the troll-law
Don't feed the troll. Nothing good will come from it. Ever.

2-jugs-law
One is only allowed to have 2 jugs of water in the refrigerator.

Off/pause-law
One is not allowed to make jokes concerning pauses or being off from any occupation.

BMI+30-law
People with a BMI of 30 or above are not allowed to wear tight clothing.

Dubious-law
The term "doubtful" or "dubious" may not be abused in written language.

Like-law
It's completely forbidden to like your own status updates, comments, etc. on Facebook or any other social media.

Proletariat-law
One is not supposed to ask regular people consider complex problems.

Collar-law
The collar must always be in its proper position - unless you are a vampire.

Women-modelling-law
Buying a photographing session at a professional photograper makes no one a model.

Eating/picture-law
It's stricly forbidden to take pictures of anyone eating.

Saying-law
One should not use sayings that one doesn't know or doesn't know the meaning of.

High heels-law
Don't wear high heels in public before you know how to wear them.

Obvious-law
Don't ask or say what is obvious.

Three-eyes-law
If at least 3 persons on a picture have their eyes shut, the picture should go directly to the trash can.

It was fun when I was 5-law
Funny situations when you are 5, are no longer funny.

Sunglasses-law
It's impossible to rate the hotness of a person wearing sunglasses.

100%-law
You can't be more than 100% sure. 100% sure means 100% sure - no more, no less.

Scooter-law
Scooters are uncool. Don't drive a scooter.

Auto-Tune-law
Auto-Tune doesn't make anyone a good singer.

Chain letter-law
Don't read them, don't share them.

Too good to be true-law
If it't seems too good to be true, it probably is.

First-law
Don't ever comment a first post with the comment "first".